for sale by prescription only
at participating locations only
all resales verboten! this means you dummkopf
may cause dizziness, swelling, blindness
stroke, heart attack or liver problems
or may cause more serious symptoms
if you experience death
please contact your doctor immediately
ask your doctor if death is right for you
or contact the offices of your attorney
you have the right to remain silent
but we have ways of making you talk
anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law
you have the right to a lawyer
and have him present with you
while you are being questioned
if you cannot afford the services of an attorney you have the right to have one appointed
at public expense and without cost to you
to represent you before and during the questioning
most insurance accepted
do not disturb; do not remove tag
speak only when spoken to
all models over 18 years of age
ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sex
penalty for early withdrawal
approved by the British Board of Censors
checkout time 11 a.m.
no animals were harmed
