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May 27, 2022

Poem Disclaimers

this poem is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease
any resemblance to real poems, living or dead is purely coincidental

do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment

do not read if poem or seal has been tampered with

some settling of verses may occur during shipping

this poem is meant for educational purposes only

this poem is subject to change without notice

poem may be too intense for some readers

contents under pressure do do do dududu 

colors and words may fade over time 

poem modified to fit your television 

intended for recreational use only

use only in well-ventilated area

an equal opportunity offender

void where prohibited by law

keep away from fire or flame

best if used before Dec 31

do not try this at home

do not remove this tag

use at your own risk

all rights reserved

do not write below this line