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October 7, 2020

What The Hell Happened?

the shuttle will depart momentarily
please keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times

paging mr. tom morrow

now approaching space mountain!

thank you for coming

this concludes our program

please gather up all personal belongings 

taking small children by the hand

they grow up fast don’t they

  • music of ‘pomp and circumstance’ -

please exit and drive home carefully

we apologize for any inconvenience 

your call is very important to us

listen carefully as our options have changed

or simply hang up

have a good one

must work nights, weekends, holidays

entry level position 

must have college degree and 2 years of experience 

start at minimum wage

if we have anything we’ll call you

hand over the money and nobody gets hurt

the gun just went off

last seen wearing

remain in your vehicle 

“keep your hands where I can see ‘em”

down on the ground 

you have the right to remain silent 

anything you say can be used against you in a court of law

you have a right to an attorney

if you cannot afford one

one will be appointed for you 

you are in violation of the criminal statute 

you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

what do you want for your last meal

do you have any final words

what the hell happened?