news flash
cops are scouring the city for Terry ‘Slippery Fingers’ Hargen
in the news Christopher Glenn
breaking news
faking news
if it bleeds it leads
Orson Welles NEWS ON THE MARCH!
all the news that’s fit to print and there’s not much of that anymore
bearer of bad news
bad news on the doorstep
you’ve always been bad news
but no news is good news
yesterday’s news is news to me—I don’t keep up
bad news travels fast
three fastest ways—telephone, telegraph, tell a woman HA! old joke
you’re second hand news Lindsay
news at 11
eyewitless news told to you by half-wit models
death, death, murder, shooting, death more death news
always end though with a feelgood news story to make you feel good
before you go to bed
Extra! Extra! read all about it
Chicago Daily News defunct
put to bed permanently
old newsmen now in an old bar getting soused
telling old stories and swapping old lies
newspapers -30-
