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August 20, 2019


kickass rock and roll 
kicked ass and took names
pain in the ass
that's badass
he's a badass
she's a badass
rode her motorcycle coast to coast--well all right then
that qualifies as badass I guess
but baked two dozen cookies, uh, no
everything can’t be badass
it’s a dumbass saying
lazy ass thinking 
get a piece of ass
get an ass chewing 
bust your ass for what?
then they tell you
don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out 
and oh by the way
good luck in any future endeavors 
at the silly ass British dandy
a smart ass, I admit guilt your honor
ass whipping ass whooping 
CYA cover your ass
lost my ass in Vegas hitting on 16

don’t like this poem? kiss my ass!