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June 9, 2024

Rules Of The Road



lost ticket pays maximum rate
no bills over $20 accepted

no canadian coins, merci

turn off windshield wipers

no hitchhikers or non-motorized vehicles 

no re-entry eastbound 

rest area-no security

no facilities

check engine light

objects in mirror may be closer than they appear 

look both ways before crossing 

watch for trains!

little car, big train///who wins?

if you can’t see my mirrors

I can’t see you 

your mileage may vary

driver does not carry cash

price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep

no warranty- as is

european model shown

professional driver on closed course 

do not attempt