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July 2, 2023

All The Good Stuff

no postage necessary if mailed in the United States
just pay a separate shipping and handling fee

no C.O.D. ‘s 

allow 4-6 weeks delivery 

do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate

this note is legal tender

drop in any mailbox

no salesman will call or visit you 

under no obligation 

return to sender, unable to forward

place stamp here

post office will not deliver without proper postage 

not responsible for lost or damaged items

domestically prohibited items

ammunition, explosives 

gasoline, marijuana

restricted items are alcohol, cigarettes 

cigars and tobacco

cremated remains, dry ice, firearms

and poisons 

in other words…all the good stuff