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June 13, 2026

Dracula In Her Bedroom

In her bedroom
watching Dracula

late saturday night 

I like the beginning 

the coach

the castle

I like the end

the middle?

Holy Bela Lugosi!

it always puts me

to sleep 


Hey! it’s 

Professor Van Helsing

no, it’s Dr. Waldman 

no, it’s Dr. Muller

he should have been

in The Wolf Man

it would have been 

The Grand Slam 

of Classic Horror 


I wake up hungry

we make spaghetti 

with lots

of pasta sauce

unusually red

we don't drink…wine