Resolutions. They go down good with that vodka but they turn out like that pick-up from last night. They go from a foggy alcohol induced 9 around 2 a.m. to a 4 or 5 on a good day in the harsh morning light. You probably do too. Diet? Lose that twenty pounds you’ve been meaning to? Stop smoking? Sure, no problem. Look, nothing is going to change overnight so don't put that unnecessary pressure on yourself. You don't want to start the new year feeling like a loser. That’ll make you eat and smoke more right? New Year’s resolutions made with an alcohol soaked brain or otherwise are a complete waste of time, so you might want to hold off on buying that gym membership you won’t use.