When it’s Christmas Eve, and after hearing the same old Christmas songs again and again and the unbearable new ones for a month, I am ready for it to be over. ‘Jingle Bell Rock’ and ‘Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree’ are fine a couple of times but then Enough! You got me this this and this? I got you that. Maxing out the old credit cards isn’t what Christmas is all about, at least I don't think so. Happy Debtmas! You’ll be paying for that for a while. And that stuff about goodwill towards men? Like our old friend Mr. Scrooge said, “Bah Humbug!” It’s not gonna happen. Ever! People aren’t made that way. We buy the dog a present today and then tomorrow, it’s dog eat dog again. Nothing personal. No hard feelings. That’s just the way it is Tiny Tim.