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September 8, 2022


some assembly required
no tools required

advanced college degree required 

batteries not included 

accessories sold separately

warning! choking hazard

not to scale

use only as directed

parental guidance suggested

do not immerse

unleaded fuel only

this is not an offer to sell securities

please consult your financial advisor 

read carefully before investing 

investments are not guaranteed 

you may lose money 

please mark box if you want $3 

to go the presidential election campaign fund

do not use red ink

print legibly 

enclose check

the tram will be moving shortly

keep arms and legs inside the vehicle 

thank you for visiting 

we hope you had a great day

please remember to dispose of any remaining money 

in the receptacles provided as you leave the park