Let me give ya a piece
of advice. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. Everybody’s got an agenda.
Some keep it to themselves and don’t push people out of line trying to fulfill
it. Others will spark a stampede to get what they want. That barber can’t wait
to get you into his chair whether you need a haircut or not so he can get some
money out of you, so don’t ask questions that should be answered straight by
asking somebody who’s got a stake in the game.
